Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Videos & jOlt Angle... that NEVER came to pass

First off, two non-efed things that I feel should be passed on. One involves "24"'s Kiefer Sutherland, being drunk and tackling things. DRUNK KIEFER

Second, anyone want to see some clips from X-Men 3? Bilazimo.

And now for something completely new...

This was originally given to me by Brock(Token Weed, Rush, etc etc) who had set this angle up for us during what would have been a long struggle between the jOlt Heroes(Reno Davis, High Flyer) and the Don's Mafia...Start: September PPV, end, February PPV.

Prolouge: Rush's father died in August, leaving Rush to care for his mother. Rush had been sending money home to her for awhile. Rush's father had owned a bar, to start his bar, he borrowed money from a source..... The source being The Mafia.

Thief's Honour:

Match: Rush and Knox go out on a limb, and capture the jOlt Team Titles (essential to the angle.) During the match, Team V.I.A.G.R.A. steals the Titles.

Segment: Rush and Knox are becoming violent in the back, storming around, asking people who has the titles, finaly a camera man forces up the information.


Sunday Intense 28:

Segment: Team V.I.A.G.R.A. cuts a small segment, taunting Rush and Knox on. They say they're the True Tag Team Champions, even though they aren't.

Add-On:They will actually believe they are the tag team champions, and take the belts in the right.

Segment: Rush and Knox go strait to Damien Lee, getting a jOlt Team Title match tonight. They'll mock how Davis says that they are the "True Tag Team Champions."

Match: Rush and Knox go out and put on a show against Team V.I.A.G.R.A. and re-capture there titles.

Segment 3: Rush goes to the bath room, while High Flyer and Tony Davis storm into the locker room, doing a number on Knox, and escaping with the jOlt titles again. Flyer will shout out something along the lines of "Success."


Sunday Intense 29:

Segment: Rush and Knox decide, that they will do what Team V.I.A.G.R.A. did to them.

Match: V.I.A.G.R.A. is fighting in a tag team match, and the match breaks into a brawl for all in the ring, at that time, Rush and Knox sneak up and steal the titles back.

Segment: Rush and Knox, finaly believe they have their gold, but once again, V.I.A.G.R.A. is their to steal it, coming in, this time with 2 x 4's and hand cuffs, hand cuffing Rush and Knox around a table leg. V.I.A.G.R.A. leaves with the titles once again......


Sunday Intense 30:

Segment: Rush and Knox begin to get furious and demand a title match against V.I.A.G.R.A.

Segment: Team V.I.A.G.R.A. are shown watching the card and smiling, as they have got what they wanted.


Sunday Intense 31:

Segment: Rush and Knox, are shown back stage stage talking about their "plans" for High Flyer and Tony Davis to meet some steel tonight.

Match: Team V.I.A.G.R.A. booked themselves in a PPV warm up match, Rush and Knox, really don't seem to care, as they come to the ring, brandeshing chairs and wacking V.I.A.G.R.A. with them, taking the titles back.


Sunday Intense 32:

Segment: Rush and Knox are waiting in the parking lot for V.I.A.G.R.A. with chains, taunting on V.I.A.G.R.A.

Segment: V.I.A.G.R.A. sneeks threw the ventalation shaft, stealing the titles, and leaving threw the normal parking lot.

Segment: Rush and Knox walk inside, finding missing belts, and bottles of V.I.A.G.R.A. in their places.


Rise Of The Legends PPV:

Match: Rush and Knox emerge the winners by DQ when Davis and High Flyer hit them with the belts, but once again, team V.I.A.G.R.A. leave with the titles.


Sunday Intense 33:

Segment: High Flyer and Tony Davis "claim" they won the match fair and square.

Match: A rematch is booked, the match is Rush and Knox creaming High Flyer and Tony Davis, Knox is holding Tony Davis on the outside, as Rush goes for a dive over the top rope, but High Flyer school boy's him just in time. V.I.A.G.R.A. gain the jOlt team titles, for once, on there own.


Sunday Intense 34:

Segment: Rush and Knox both claim that there loss was a "fluke" and that High Flyer and Tony Davis could never beat them. In turn, they challenge Rush and Knox into one on one matches. The stipulations, the tag titles are on the line. If Knox beats Davis, he and High Flyer are tag champs, for one night only......

Match: High Flyer and Knox go at it very hard, with Tony Davis picking up a win, after Tony Davis trips Knox from the outside.


Sunday Intense 35:

Match: Rush and Tony Davis go at it, with Rush winning the match, barely.


Sunday Intense 36:

Segment: Rush is stunned that he actually is a champion with High Flyer, he is then informed, it will be him and High Flyer defending later that night.....

Match: Rush and High Flyer win by DQ, when Knox jumps onto the apron and blasts High Flyer in the face.


Sunday Intense 37:

Segment: Rush can't take it anymore, they need their titles back, he swears he can't wrestle again with High Flyer as his team mate. As the scene changes, High Flyer says virtually the same thing about Rush.


Cataclysm:

Match: Finaly we get to see champions crowned, when Rush and Knox pull off a victory and bring the titles home, but get hit with chairs again, and once more, Tony Davis and High Flyer walk out with the titles, not rightfully on their shoulders.


Sunday Intense 38:

Segment: The Mafia took over at Cataclysm, and Knox finaly is fed up, he goes to The Don for a favor. Knox asks The Don to get the titles back for him, and he agrees, but must be paid back....

Segment: Two members of The Mafia invade V.I.A.G.R.A.'s locker room and beat them senseless, taking the tag titles from them.


Sunday Intense 39:

Segment: The Don gives Knox the team titles, and leaves, with out asking his favour.

Segment: Knox walks in and throws Rush his Team Title with a grin on his face, as Rush asks him where he got it, and Knox replies, "A friend."

Match: That night, Rush and Knox are involved in a non-title match, where they are victorious.


Sunday Intense 40:

Segment: The Don, asks some of his boys to go get Knox.

Segment: Knox is taken away, right infront of Rush's eyes, as Knox appears before The Don, and is shown an example of people who don't repay there favors. He points to a picture of Rush's fathers grave. He orders Knox, to get the money from Rush, or beat him to a pulp doing it.

Add on: Remember, Rush has no money, he's been taking what he needs to live, and has been sending it home to his mother.


Sunday Intense 41:

Segment: Knox walks in with a chain rapped tightly around his fist, as Rush asks him what it's for, and Knox replies, "buisness" blasting Rush between the eyes with the chain and leaving.

Segment: Rush is furious, and begins cussing and screaming halfway threw the show at everyone, looking for Knox.


Sunday Intense 42:

Segment: Rush walks out infront of the world, with both Team Titles, over his shoulders, he accuses The Mafia of breaking up his team, and leaves the Team Titles in the middle of the ring, "Vacating" them.

Segment: Knox is walking out to his car, as he exits the door way, a chair comes crashing across the back of his head.

Add On: They will be put up in a match at the next weeks PPV, I suggest, V.I.A.G.R.A. captures them, but its your choice.


Continue?:

Match: Knox and Rush step into the ring, the first time the pair has fought ever. Knox extends his hands, trying to be friends with Rush, but Rush slaps it away decking Knox and punching him into the corner. Knox, is seemingly getting pummeled, but The Mafia, comes down and beats the tar out of Rush.

Segment: Knox is seen walking out to his car once again, as suddenly, three swift whacks come down across his head, and a voice saying "One, for every time you've wronged me."


Sunday Intense 43:

Segment: Knox is seen in the back, scared, shaking, running up the steps towards The Dons office, he arrives, and begs for protection.

Segment: Rush is seen in the back, watching this on the T.V. you can see a new look on his face, one where he knows what he's going to have to do. Take out the Mafia.......


Sunday Intense 44:

Note: At this time, Rush is watching the people who are trying to take down The Mafia now.

Match: Rush and Knox are booked in a match, Knox comes to the ring, with his Mafia crew, and gets beat down once again, with a furious beating, Rush ends up busting Knox's face open horribly, and almost breaking his arms and legs in submission holds. With the Mafia coming in and throwing Rush out of the ring.


Sunday Intense 45:

Segment: Rush, is shown backstage, counting to himself, how many times Knox has wronged him, coming up with 4.

Segment: The Don is seen sitting with Knox, asking Knox a few questions, and asking Knox to be in The Mafia. The petrified Knox accepts, being as scared of Rush as he is.


Sunday Intense 46:

Match: Knox is booked in a singles match, The Don trying to get Knox out of his fear of Rush, setting him up with an Extreme match. Knox ends up almost winning the match in the crowd, he drops his opponent with a Knox Drop, and is suddenly tapped on his shoulder. Knox spins around, and is cracked four times in the head with a chair. As Rush stands over him, and then seeing the Mafia come down at him, he runs back threw the crowd.


Cold War:

Segment: Rush is seen backstage, watching the T.V., watching the Main Event, and the jOlt super star(s) get punished by The Mafia. Knowing, he will soon be the one risking it all for that, he looks at the chair beside him and bows his head.


Sunday Intense 47:

Note: This is the Intense Rush officially goes to war with The Mafia. I do know I have to pertake in a group match against The Mafia at this PPV.....

Segment: Rush is seen sitting in his locker room, looking at the mirror, looking at the chairs, and finaly speaking. "The Mafia, 3 wrongs, is too many....", Rush begins taping his fists knowing, the fight of his life is coming.....

Segment: A mafia member, is assuring The Don, that he doesn't need an escort to win this match.

Match: One of the Mafia members are scheduled for a match, but it never goes down, the mafia member walks to the curtain, quickly being whacked in the back of the head with a chair, as he hits the ground, two more whacks can be seen coming threw the curtain. As Rush rolls his limp body out onto the ramp, and then appears, looking up, and then leaving in a hury, as screaming and yelling of pounding foot steps can be heard behind him.


Sunday Intense 48:

Segment: The Don is seen stepping out of his limo, with another Mafia member, Rush is seen, stepping out from behind a set of bushes, and crouching behind the limo, until it pulls away, as footsteps can be heard behind them, with Rush leveling both of the men with chairs, dropping them down into a pool of blood.....

Segment: The Don sends a group of men to find Rush....and he has seemed to have left the building.



Sunday Intense 49:

Segment: The Don, is fed up with Rush, and once again sends out his group of men. They begin there search for Rush, first checking the obvious place, his locker room, and there, is a note, that says a little higher. As the Mafia goes storming out of the locker room to the upper floor.

Segment: The Mafia men keep running up the stairs, fallowing the posted notes, always seeing "closer." The Mafia finaly get to a sign that says, "your here" hanging over the edge of the merchandise stand. The Mafia men walk in, and quickly you can here a clang, and a scream, as suddenly from the food stand across comes my three partners for the PPV. Chairs in hand, bringing them crashing down, decimating the Mafia.

Segment: As The Don is leaving, he has The Mafia with him, as suddenly a chair shot comes crashing down on Knox's head, a chair comes down across Mike Extreme's head. And one, comes down in the center, bashing The Don in the head. Rush runs back, but is caught and thrown to the ground, and recieves back up from the people who will appear at the PPV. As the scene fades, you can hear the words...."Now the Wrongs are even, this is jOlts.....Last....CHANCE."


February PPV: (suggested name, Last Chance)

Match: Maybe have one of them be the International champion, and have us going at the Mafia, and then finaly it turns into a brawl, with the International Champion clocking Rush in the fight, leading me to fued with him after losing to The Mafia here.


Suggested Angle Ideas afterwards:

Vigilante's: I'm sure Aaron has talked to you about this, maybe have Reno's group be made up of one member of every team, and he decides not to ask me, because I'm too "insane". I approach Reno, and he tells me "Rush, get the fuck out of here, no one wants you here." I tell him, "Reno, you know what happens when people wrong me." and I dissapear from jOlt, for awhile, and suddenly, when Reno goes insane. Messages begin to appear around Reno, freaking him out more, mainly the word "Wronged" appears. This is just an idea I had, and finaly appearing at the PPV.

Monday, May 08, 2006

AIM Chat Room : June 20th, 2002

I seem to have a hard on for all things fWo related. But I'm sure that will change. It's just one of my major contacts is, well. Just guess.

Anyway, listed below is a chat transcript that transpired right around the time the fWo was restarting back in 2002.

They were in a slump. They totally needed a new design.

Enjoy.

(10:37:59 PM) You have just entered room "down with the fWo."
(10:38:03 PM) TrustNoOneJR has entered the room.
(10:38:05 PM) CarnageCorteia has entered the room.
(10:38:06 PM) Sythe 0 has entered the room.
buythefunkensnow (10:38:07 PM): You really are bored all the time, aren't you?
TrustNoOneJR (10:38:08 PM): DOWN WITH THE FWO?!
TrustNoOneJR (10:38:10 PM): WHAT?!
(10:38:20 PM) detcurtseDfleSrM has entered the room.
(10:38:27 PM) Brand Frontier has entered the room.
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:38:36 PM): I... hmm
Biggs Capone (10:38:39 PM): maybe i should move leah out of my fWo section :-\
CarnageCorteia (10:38:39 PM): fWo is already in a slump, why have them go down even further?
Brand Frontier (10:38:39 PM): greetings all.
(10:38:39 PM) rennerosity has entered the room.
buythefunkensnow (10:38:41 PM): Well, if we're plotting fWo's demise people, WHY ARE YOU INVITING fWoites:-P
Biggs Capone (10:38:42 PM): she never joins my chats
Biggs Capone (10:38:51 PM): damn...good point :-)
(10:38:53 PM) Syphon fissioN has entered the room.
Syphon fissioN (10:39:00 PM): really
buythefunkensnow (10:39:07 PM): and btw, the fWo won't get out of it's slump until it unveils it's new layout:-P
(10:39:11 PM) sackingsfan01 has entered the room.
(10:39:12 PM) the dubyou has entered the room.
Syphon fissioN (10:39:17 PM): depends
Brand Frontier (10:39:21 PM): new layout? :-D
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:39:27 PM): Yes, the new layout
Syphon fissioN (10:39:27 PM): its been doing fine with what it has layout wise
buythefunkensnow (10:39:29 PM): or when Jeremy gets the crappy airbrush stick figure wrestler shots up.
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:39:31 PM): Which will end the slump.
(10:39:34 PM) k11e5n14n14y25 has entered the room.
(10:39:36 PM) NinjaK1975 has entered the room.
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:39:36 PM): Dude, those fucking rock.
Brand Frontier (10:39:37 PM): gotcha
CarnageCorteia (10:39:38 PM): fWo hasn't had a new layout since 1979.
Syphon fissioN (10:39:38 PM): YES
(10:39:39 PM) GldnGlnMller has entered the room.
Syphon fissioN (10:39:40 PM): YES~!
NinjaK1975 (10:39:44 PM): yo
Syphon fissioN (10:39:48 PM): THINK OF THE HITS~!
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:39:48 PM): smilez :-D
the dubyou (10:39:52 PM): Hah. Soon as the fWo returns, you haters come out of the woodwork.
sackingsfan01 (10:39:52 PM): Holy people.
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:39:53 PM): :-D
rennerosity (10:39:58 PM): I'm a hater.
GldnGlnMller (10:39:58 PM): hey hey
(10:40:00 PM) DemiLoki
has entered the room.
Brand Frontier (10:40:03 PM): yeah the new layout will fixe all thr problems
the dubyou (10:40:07 PM): Hey Rice Dick, did you start this chat?
CarnageCorteia (10:40:12 PM): I'm a hater.
DemiLoki (10:40:13 PM): I'm down with the fWo.
buythefunkensnow (10:40:14 PM): who else starts chats Dub?
Syphon fissioN (10:40:16 PM): I HATE THE fWo MORE THEN HITLER
buythefunkensnow (10:40:21 PM): or Y... whatever:-P
Biggs Capone (10:40:21 PM): yup
NinjaK1975 (10:40:32 PM): brb
Syphon fissioN (10:40:35 PM): AND I AM JEWISH
the dubyou (10:40:36 PM): stick with Dub, Fordster.
CarnageCorteia (10:40:37 PM): loss ur smiles bitches
Syphon fissioN (10:40:41 PM): j/k
Biggs Capone (10:40:43 PM): Down with fWoers who call me rice dick too >:o
Brand Frontier (10:40:51 PM): I'm down with the writers. I don't care what fed they are in. Pete, Wyatt, Jer and the rest rock.
sackingsfan01 (10:40:59 PM): I'm down with the sickness.
Biggs Capone (10:41:07 PM): For all those who haven't seen you :-D
the dubyou (10:41:08 PM): Hey, I don't even know your real name, Rich. I just know you as rice dick.
Biggs Capone (10:41:08 PM): http://207.230.156.93/dc101/media/kozak.mpg
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:41:09 PM): I'm down in my pants.
buythefunkensnow (10:41:09 PM): Awh *hands Jeremy a box of tissues*
Syphon fissioN (10:41:15 PM): I am down with the Lakers as the next champs
Syphon fissioN (10:41:23 PM): oh
Syphon fissioN (10:41:25 PM): j/k
DemiLoki (10:41:33 PM): I'm working on a match and y'all aren't helping
buythefunkensnow (10:41:46 PM): Well, here, arm drag
buythefunkensnow (10:41:48 PM): then a back body drop
Biggs Capone (10:41:51 PM): what happened ot the house shows
buythefunkensnow (10:41:52 PM): followed by a dropkick
Syphon fissioN (10:42:01 PM): I hate the lakers
DemiLoki (10:42:02 PM): ARMDRAG!
Biggs Capone (10:42:02 PM): did cusimano beat you guys to the television deal again!?!??!
sackingsfan01 (10:42:11 PM): We have no television deal.
buythefunkensnow (10:42:13 PM): ARMDRAAAAAAAAAGGGGG~!
Syphon fissioN (10:42:14 PM): AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
DemiLoki (10:42:17 PM): We don't even have a website.
sackingsfan01 (10:42:19 PM): You know, Tim told me something very interesting last night...
Biggs Capone (10:42:20 PM): haha
DemiLoki (10:42:23 PM): Yes, I'm writing Eli vs. Beef.
sackingsfan01 (10:42:24 PM): The NFL got the NBA kicked off NBC.
DemiLoki (10:42:27 PM): What's that?
the dubyou (10:42:30 PM): Epic Beef Drop!
CarnageCorteia (10:42:31 PM): ;-)
buythefunkensnow (10:42:37 PM): Dude, Beef is going over, right?:-P
Biggs Capone (10:42:39 PM): football gets more ratings than basketball?
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:42:43 PM): How'd they pull that off?
Biggs Capone (10:42:47 PM): who knew...
(10:42:51 PM) TrustNoOneJR has left the room.
sackingsfan01 (10:42:55 PM): *laughs as the joke goes flying over everyone's head*
Syphon fissioN (10:43:03 PM): oh well
CarnageCorteia (10:43:05 PM): Didn't, know I was an intelligent jokester.
Syphon fissioN (10:43:08 PM): GO FOOTBALL
DemiLoki (10:43:10 PM): LOL Jeremy
Biggs Capone (10:43:22 PM): dammit its not football, according to those brits it's American Throwball
DemiLoki (10:43:24 PM): Beef is always over
Syphon fissioN (10:43:24 PM): AND I MEAN THE REAL SHIT
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:43:24 PM): Hey, did you hear the one about the ceiling?
Brand Frontier (10:43:37 PM): the ceiling?
Syphon fissioN (10:43:40 PM): THE SHIT WE CALL SOCCER, KICKS ASS
buythefunkensnow (10:43:41 PM): It DOESN'T have gullible on it!
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:43:43 PM): Eh, I won't tell you.
buythefunkensnow (10:43:45 PM): I scrubbed that off last week.
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:43:47 PM): It's way over your head.
sackingsfan01 (10:43:52 PM): ;-)
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:43:52 PM): ;-)
Brand Frontier (10:43:56 PM): damn. it always is
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:43:58 PM): ESP
CarnageCorteia (10:43:58 PM): Haha.
the dubyou (10:44:14 PM): Hey, did you guys hear th eone about Pete Russo?
DemiLoki (10:44:22 PM): Justin, in my last apartment the ceiling slanted. Sometimes I had to duck down or I'd hit my head.
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:44:23 PM): He's a fag, he's queer and he's a fag?
sackingsfan01 (10:44:32 PM): He's a Pete, he's a Russo, and he's a Pete?
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:44:34 PM): Shut up, you're running my joke.
DemiLoki (10:44:36 PM): LOL
DemiLoki (10:44:41 PM): It's not your joke, Justin
the dubyou (10:44:42 PM): Yeah, me neither.
DemiLoki (10:44:46 PM): Bobcat Goldthwait started it.
buythefunkensnow (10:44:49 PM): There's joke?
buythefunkensnow (10:44:52 PM): *Canned Laughter*
DemiLoki (10:45:00 PM): Yep. I am the joke
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:45:05 PM): How do you run a joke Justin?
Syphon fissioN (10:45:08 PM): I wished Korea had a good time zone
DemiLoki (10:45:09 PM): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH~
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:45:24 PM): Where is the USA team in the tourney right about now?
Brand Frontier (10:45:24 PM): so why are we downing the fWo? cause they are in a slump and need a new website cause content doesn't matter?
the dubyou (10:45:29 PM): You know what I hate?
Syphon fissioN (10:45:32 PM): Well
buythefunkensnow (10:45:36 PM): they need pretty airbrush stick figures!
buythefunkensnow (10:45:40 PM): That's what the fWo needs
Syphon fissioN (10:45:40 PM): they win or tie, they advance
Biggs Capone (10:45:44 PM): The reason why Justin isn't too bright...
the dubyou (10:45:49 PM): People who try to tell jokes but laugh too much so you can't understand them.
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:45:56 PM): Hasn't the website been fully turned over?
DemiLoki (10:46:01 PM): I hate me too, Wyatt
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:46:06 PM): I don't visit every page so I wouldn't know.
CarnageCorteia (10:46:14 PM): I'm still dissapointed that these guys didn't understand the joke.
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:46:18 PM): What's a "kozak"
the dubyou (10:46:21 PM): I did, Tim. No worries.
buythefunkensnow (10:46:22 PM): Aren't the interviews still in the old format? Last I checked at least.
Brand Frontier (10:46:24 PM): i heard the fWo was going with pastels. purple i believe.
buythefunkensnow (10:46:24 PM): and the main page.
DemiLoki (10:46:35 PM): I did too, Tim.... it just wasn't very good.
the dubyou (10:46:41 PM): It's not as blatant as the "u lost ur zmiles", but it's still pretty good.
buythefunkensnow (10:46:42 PM): *last i checked was like, a couple minutes ago, but it was an old rp:-P*
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:46:48 PM): fWo can't use purple.
CarnageCorteia (10:46:48 PM): Ah, good Wyatt. The world is still safe.
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:46:53 PM): It's copyrighted to eWP.
Syphon fissioN (10:47:05 PM): Oh well
Brand Frontier (10:47:11 PM): whats ewp? never heard of it???
CarnageCorteia (10:47:14 PM): Purple is copyrighted to Marauder. He wore purple tights when no one else liked Purple.
(10:50:26 PM) You have just entered room "down with the fWo."
Biggs Capone (10:50:27 PM): jOlt's new site was pretty ugly
the dubyou (10:50:28 PM): IOW = John Carroll + tOm.
buythefunkensnow (10:50:32 PM): jOlt's new site was nice
Brand Frontier (10:50:34 PM): he's got a pic in the attic that ages instead
Biggs Capone (10:50:35 PM): ugly
buythefunkensnow (10:50:38 PM): It wasn't the one that Wyatt showed
Syphon fissioN (10:50:39 PM): GUESS WHICH MASS I OVERSEE
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:50:46 PM): jOlt's new site sucked.
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:50:56 PM): Well which then TOM!
Biggs Capone (10:50:56 PM): agreeacne with kenny
buythefunkensnow (10:50:57 PM): the one that wyatt linked wasn't the real site
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:51:04 PM): Is it uploaded?
Syphon fissioN (10:51:13 PM): jOlt's dead, right?
DemiLoki (10:51:14 PM): there's only one pic of me online - I need something more modern
buythefunkensnow (10:51:17 PM): It was, Jordan just pretty much fudged up the ftp recently
Biggs Capone (10:51:24 PM): eh
Biggs Capone (10:51:29 PM): i went to jolt.slike.com
buythefunkensnow (10:51:34 PM): I worked with it with the CGI, it was pretty much set to go.
Biggs Capone (10:51:34 PM): and i was fliipping through the folders
Biggs Capone (10:51:40 PM): and found porn =-O
Biggs Capone (10:51:48 PM): http://jolt.slike.com/Jordan/jOlt/My%20Pictures/011.jpg
buythefunkensnow (10:51:59 PM): lol!
Biggs Capone (10:51:59 PM): I guess they actually DID have a porn vault
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:52:12 PM): WTF!
Biggs Capone (10:52:20 PM): http://jolt.slike.com/Jordan/jOlt/My%20Pictures/KirstenDunst1.jpg
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:52:21 PM): That's JORDAN and his MOM!
Biggs Capone (10:52:23 PM): jobo is one horny little boy
Biggs Capone (10:52:35 PM): http://jolt.slike.com/Jordan/jOlt/My%20Pictures/ariahomealone065.jpg
tAFilthee (10:53:03 PM): Kirsten Dunst has way bigger breasts than that.
the dubyou (10:53:04 PM): Rich is looking for his rice dick right now, I bet.
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:53:18 PM): Agreed with Tommy.
Biggs Capone (10:53:18 PM): *zips up pants* who in teh what now
(10:53:25 PM) CWeed131 has entered the room.
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Biggs Capone (10:53:33 PM): my friend says he's seen kirsten dunst and her tits sag to the side
Syphon fissioN (10:53:46 PM): Wouldn't doubt it
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:53:47 PM): http://jolt.slike.com/Jordan/jOlt/My%20Pictures/
tAFilthee (10:53:49 PM): Oh, I hate that.
Biggs Capone (10:54:10 PM): so they look like retarded eyes
Biggs Capone (10:54:11 PM): haha
Biggs Capone (10:55:13 PM): http://jolt.slike.com/porn/
Biggs Capone (10:55:18 PM): there's a password on it?
Biggs Capone (10:55:22 PM): comeon wyatt, crack it
CarnageCorteia (10:55:28 PM): Wyatt left.
Syphon fissioN (10:55:35 PM): jOlt pissed me off
Biggs Capone (10:55:38 PM): bah
buythefunkensnow (10:55:39 PM): lol, that's just the message board
buythefunkensnow (10:55:43 PM): and everything's been deleted
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:56:05 PM): How can JoBo jerk off when he's in a "Wheel chair"
tAFilthee (10:56:17 PM): Some wheel chairs have reclining action.
buythefunkensnow (10:56:19 PM): well, maybe he likes rolling back and forth?
Biggs Capone (10:56:20 PM): hahaha
detcurtseDfleSrM (10:56:30 PM): He pulled a Chris West.
tAFilthee (10:56:33 PM): It's entirely possible to masturbate in a wheelchair.
Biggs Capone (10:56:35 PM): wiat jobo's in a wheelchair?
tAFilthee (10:56:53 PM): Hey, Chris West... that's nostalgia for me.
CarnageCorteia (10:56:58 PM): For me as well.
Syphon fissioN (10:57:05 PM): WHO THE FUCK CARES IF JOBO CAN BEAT HIS MEAT WHILE IN A WHEEL CHAIR
Biggs Capone (10:57:05 PM): i thought he was "on tour"
sackingsfan01 (10:57:08 PM): *head explodes*
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detcurtseDfleSrM (10:57:24 PM): I care, dammit.
CarnageCorteia (10:57:27 PM): I couldn't stop laughing when Ross sent me a link to that, and said "TW2k!"
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:57:33 PM): Yeah I thought... WTF a wheel chair now?
Biggs Capone (10:57:54 PM): he's superman...
Biggs Capone (10:58:01 PM): next he'll tell us he has an iq of 210
CarnageCorteia (10:58:07 PM): He broke his whole body.. unfortunatley he doesn't have the DNA of Will Morgan in him.
CarnageCorteia (10:58:14 PM): If he did he would've got back up, like Unbreakable.
Biggs Capone (10:58:14 PM): hahahaha
Syphon fissioN (10:58:23 PM): Superman is in a wheel chair though
Brand Frontier (10:58:33 PM): ok guys i'm outta here. thought there would be some contructive discussion about the fed and stuff. ya'll have fun. gnight.
Syphon fissioN (10:58:54 PM): NO
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:58:56 PM): I'm lookin' at the jOlt design now tom.
buythefunkensnow (10:59:12 PM): how? the directory's password protected:-P
buythefunkensnow (10:59:15 PM): I found it.
k11e5n14n14y25 (10:59:26 PM): Because I'm good.
Syphon fissioN (10:59:29 PM): fucking...something or another
Biggs Capone (10:59:29 PM): "If the fWo opened applications, would I sign up even with my opinions? Hell yes. Anyone who knows the fWo's reputation would." - Kory Storm
Biggs Capone (10:59:41 PM): before that...
Biggs Capone (10:59:44 PM): "Do I dislike the fWo because aside from those involved with Survivor's I and II there has been hardly any new blood running through its veins. Yes."
Syphon fissioN (10:59:56 PM): faggot
sackingsfan01 (11:00:00 PM): I'm responding. You're about to see someone get an asshole ripped.
Syphon fissioN (11:00:01 PM): but he wants in
Biggs Capone (11:00:10 PM): "And Syphon fission can eat my asshole." -Kory Storm
CarnageCorteia (11:00:19 PM): "Do I have a point in making messages?" - Rich
CarnageCorteia (11:00:22 PM): before that
Brand Frontier (11:00:23 PM): Trip X
Brand Frontier (11:00:26 PM): Mega Job
CarnageCorteia (11:00:32 PM): "I don't even know what the hell I'm talking about half the time."
Syphon fissioN (11:00:32 PM): :-)
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:00:33 PM): Eli Flair
CarnageCorteia (11:00:35 PM): -Rich.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:00:36 PM): Lance Knight
rennerosity (11:00:39 PM): What about Mega Job?
Brand Frontier (11:00:43 PM): Eli
Syphon fissioN (11:00:45 PM): THAT'S NOT ENOUGH
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:00:45 PM): Oh wait.
tAFilthee (11:00:52 PM): What's with the name-dropping?
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:00:54 PM): Look at May 2001.
Brand Frontier (11:00:55 PM): Lance was survivor though
Syphon fissioN (11:00:58 PM): THEY MUST ACCEPT (insert name of person) IN
Biggs Capone (11:00:58 PM): "I like like talking about Rich's rice dick cause I'm jealous of it." -Tim to himself
Brand Frontier (11:00:58 PM): dont count him
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:01:09 PM): Winters, Tempest, Burns and Crisp.
tAFilthee (11:01:13 PM): Don't even try, Rich...
Biggs Capone (11:01:15 PM): haha
Brand Frontier (11:01:30 PM): they were saying that no one had been brought into the fWo besides guys from Survivor
CarnageCorteia (11:01:34 PM): Rich = person who always brings up penises.
buythefunkensnow (11:01:41 PM): I thought that was Tommy?
Biggs Capone (11:01:42 PM): "ok"
Brand Frontier (11:01:45 PM): so we were responding with all the peeps in the last year that was brought in.
sackingsfan01 (11:01:45 PM): Kobi Law, Juno Law (he wasn't brought in because of Survivor), Red Dragon, Ric Chronos, Crusader, Erik Kelly, Insane Wonder, the list goes on.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:01:55 PM): Insane Wonder ruled.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:01:58 PM): So did Adam Manson
Syphon fissioN (11:02:07 PM): its the simple fact that its hard as hell to get in without Survivor, to some
Biggs Capone (11:02:09 PM): ehhh he left Asylum kinda uhhh
Biggs Capone (11:02:10 PM): whats the word
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:02:16 PM): I was joking.
Biggs Capone (11:02:17 PM): egotistically
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:02:22 PM): Syphon.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:02:26 PM): I got in off the waiting list.
buythefunkensnow (11:02:35 PM): you mean they actually look at the waiting list?
rennerosity (11:02:35 PM): I got in without Survivor.
buythefunkensnow (11:02:36 PM): *gasp*
Syphon fissioN (11:02:37 PM): I was saying peoples perspective
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:02:40 PM): I had known Jer for maybe two months prior, and Waz was in charge at the time.
CarnageCorteia (11:02:43 PM): Carnage, Erik Rave, Donaven Winters, Chris Titan, Douglas...
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:02:50 PM): So Jer had nothing to do with me getting in.
buythefunkensnow (11:02:58 PM): I thought it was like, some dusty cd on someone's computer desk that is never looked at:-P
Brand Frontier (11:03:04 PM): I sent in my app weeks before Survivor and they never responded.
Biggs Capone (11:03:11 PM): they actually save the waiting list??
Brand Frontier (11:03:16 PM): applied a month later for the event. on the last day of apps.
buythefunkensnow (11:03:17 PM): My thoughts exactly:-P
Syphon fissioN (11:03:20 PM): Would I like to be in the fWo? Hell yes. But I am not going to sell out all my principles to get a shot at it
buythefunkensnow (11:03:26 PM): Hey, check out my app, I applied in 99 and 2000 as Flyer:-P
buythefunkensnow (11:03:26 PM): hehe
Brand Frontier (11:03:41 PM): what principles are sold out?
Syphon fissioN (11:03:42 PM): if Daze could get in, then Mike should have
Syphon fissioN (11:03:43 PM): simple
buythefunkensnow (11:03:44 PM): that would be massive nostal.
Syphon fissioN (11:04:12 PM): I will be honest, I didn't apply. I was in writers block thanks to IWO's Evan
buythefunkensnow (11:04:27 PM): I didn't apply on the last waiting list, but I did try survivor.
Syphon fissioN (11:04:29 PM): it lasted for a long time...most of last year
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:04:32 PM): Syphon. With Survivor 3 people were looking over every single app and choosing the best 5 or something.
rennerosity (11:04:33 PM): I tried Survivor as well.
CarnageCorteia (11:04:44 PM): I was scared to apply for Survivor, I knew I would fuck up.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:04:47 PM): I tried Survivor 1
(11:09:38 PM) You have just entered room "down with the fWo."
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Brand Frontier (11:09:50 PM): Brand Frontier for president.
Brand Frontier (11:09:52 PM): or something.
Syphon fissioN (11:09:56 PM): Anyway, the Survivor apps did not include a thing to put a sample rp?
Brand Frontier (11:10:03 PM): No sample RP
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:10:10 PM): No. it's based on character, not writing skills.
Syphon fissioN (11:10:17 PM): bah
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buythefunkensnow (11:10:32 PM): the first one had an rp I think
Brand Frontier (11:10:37 PM): So I turned the Bio section into a roleplay of Chris and Brand talking about what should be put on the history section of his Survivor app :-D :-D :-D
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:10:40 PM): If it was based on writing skills, I would not be in the fWo.
buythefunkensnow (11:10:46 PM): The first survivor Contest, although I could be confusing it with a waiting list section
sackingsfan01 (11:10:55 PM): AND ONE~!
sackingsfan01 (11:11:02 PM): THE NETS GO BACK UP ONE!
Biggs Capone (11:11:08 PM): pshh
Biggs Capone (11:11:10 PM): if hte nets win today
Biggs Capone (11:11:20 PM): they'l just lose the next game
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:11:28 PM): Shut the fuck up Rice Dick.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:11:29 PM): SHUT
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:11:30 PM): THE
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:11:31 PM): FUCK
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:11:33 PM): UP
Biggs Capone (11:11:34 PM): Kidd needs to keel over and play dead
Syphon fissioN (11:11:44 PM): the Nets are a joke...one team had a chance...that was the Kings
CWeed131 (11:11:46 PM): Is it 4th quarter?
Biggs Capone (11:11:48 PM): then they'll have a reason to lose
Syphon fissioN (11:11:53 PM): and the Kings have them 4-1 in reality
sackingsfan01 (11:12:14 PM): The Nets just need a big man. Shaq has hurt the Nets much more than I thought they would.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:12:23 PM): They?
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:12:28 PM): Shaq is more than one man :-)
Syphon fissioN (11:12:42 PM): Shaq, and his ass
Brand Frontier (11:12:50 PM): wait wait wait... we have gotten off topic again... we are supposed to be talking about brand.
sackingsfan01 (11:12:51 PM): Kidd took two ill advised 3 pointers in game 3, and if not, who knows, we could be talking about the Nets trying to tie up the series 2-2.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:12:52 PM): The Nets need Alonzo Mourning.
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Biggs Capone (11:12:59 PM): haha
NinjaK1975 (11:12:59 PM): The Kings were shafted in that series
Biggs Capone (11:13:01 PM): alonzo mourning
Biggs Capone (11:13:02 PM): hahahaah
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:13:13 PM): ...
Biggs Capone (11:13:14 PM): the nets need a miracle
Syphon fissioN (11:13:15 PM): Mourning would be great, but his kidney, like, died
Biggs Capone (11:13:53 PM): a miracle being that Kidd doesn't miss any shots from now till the end of the series, even then Shaq will keep jamming it down their throats
Syphon fissioN (11:13:59 PM): and Willis Reed's leg was not broken, if I recall. It was a real bad sprain
buythefunkensnow (11:14:05 PM): Gah... basketball *sigh* lol
Brand Frontier (11:14:17 PM): my thoughts exactly.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:14:18 PM): Rich, hop off the purple and yellow band wagon.
Biggs Capone (11:14:34 PM): bah its the truth damn it
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:14:43 PM): The Lakers are overrated.
Syphon fissioN (11:14:44 PM): I would rather talk about the USA's chances to advance past the second round of the World Cup
Biggs Capone (11:14:47 PM): hahahah
NinjaK1975 (11:14:52 PM): way overrated
Biggs Capone (11:15:06 PM): no way
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:15:11 PM): Yes way.
Biggs Capone (11:15:14 PM): they are the best team in the nba, undisputed
Syphon fissioN (11:15:18 PM): I kill bandwagon riders with my knowledge of sports
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:15:21 PM): I... well
Syphon fissioN (11:15:24 PM): no
sackingsfan01 (11:15:25 PM): The Lakers are not the best team in the NBA.
NinjaK1975 (11:15:30 PM): can you at least cup the balls
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:15:40 PM): The Kings had them beat 5 of 7 games.
Syphon fissioN (11:15:47 PM): They play in Arco Arena
Biggs Capone (11:15:48 PM): yeah well
Biggs Capone (11:15:52 PM): who's in the finals
NinjaK1975 (11:15:58 PM): yeah they did..the refs helped the lakers into the finals
Syphon fissioN (11:15:59 PM): officials
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:16:02 PM): Who got a lot of help from the officiating?
sackingsfan01 (11:16:03 PM): The only games the Lakers outright won from the Kings, were 1 and 7.
sackingsfan01 (11:16:05 PM): Game 4 was luck.
sackingsfan01 (11:16:08 PM): Game 6 was officiating.
Biggs Capone (11:16:10 PM): they got shafted
sackingsfan01 (11:16:12 PM): Even LAKERS fans have admitted that.
Biggs Capone (11:16:13 PM): but the finals is Lakers
sackingsfan01 (11:16:21 PM): That doesn't make them the better team.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:16:21 PM): Doesn't mean the Lakers are the best.
CWeed131 (11:16:22 PM): Conspiracies!
Syphon fissioN (11:16:29 PM): lets see, if Horry has a hand in his face, he misses that shot
Biggs Capone (11:16:36 PM): they are the best though
sackingsfan01 (11:16:40 PM): They are not.
Syphon fissioN (11:16:42 PM): NO THEY ARE NOT
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:16:47 PM): No, they're not Rich.
Biggs Capone (11:16:48 PM): ok talent wise
Syphon fissioN (11:16:49 PM): 1997...COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Biggs Capone (11:16:50 PM): who is better?
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:16:53 PM): Not even talent wise.
buythefunkensnow (11:16:54 PM): Soooo... Jeff, you want to talk about something besides Basketball? :-) hehe.
sackingsfan01 (11:16:55 PM): TALENT WISE LMFAO
sackingsfan01 (11:16:58 PM): The Kings are much better.
CWeed131 (11:17:00 PM): Boston Celtics.
sackingsfan01 (11:17:02 PM): The Lakers have Kobe & Shaq.
Syphon fissioN (11:17:04 PM): THATS LIKE SAYING MICHIGAN IS BETTER THEN NEBRASKA
Biggs Capone (11:17:08 PM): ok... really, Christie or Kobe?
sackingsfan01 (11:17:10 PM): The Kings have Webber. Peja. Bibby. Christie. Vlade.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:17:11 PM): It is, Aaron.
sackingsfan01 (11:17:22 PM): Okay, really. Webber or Horry?
sackingsfan01 (11:17:25 PM): Peja or Fox?
sackingsfan01 (11:17:29 PM): Bibby or Fisher?
Biggs Capone (11:17:30 PM): Well Horry isn't THAT bad
Biggs Capone (11:17:33 PM): he hits the key shots
sackingsfan01 (11:17:33 PM): The Kings bench or the Lakers bench?
Biggs Capone (11:17:36 PM): Webber chokes
sackingsfan01 (11:17:36 PM): He's not Webber.
Brand Frontier (11:17:42 PM): sorry i was napping.
Biggs Capone (11:17:45 PM): Fox, hits key shots sometimes
sackingsfan01 (11:17:46 PM): Webber does not choke. In game six, the Kings lose by sixty without Webber.
Syphon fissioN (11:17:49 PM): 15 GUYS FROM THAT BLACK SHIRT DEFENSE ARE IN THE NFL
Syphon fissioN (11:17:50 PM): 15
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:17:51 PM): SOMETIMES?
Biggs Capone (11:17:51 PM): Bibby is God
Biggs Capone (11:17:56 PM): but Fisher has more experience
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:17:56 PM): Peja hits all the time.
Syphon fissioN (11:18:01 PM): THAT MEANS THEY HAD FUCKERS ON THEIR BENCH WHO PLAY IN THE NFL
sackingsfan01 (11:18:02 PM): It doesn't matter. Bibby tore him up.
sackingsfan01 (11:18:07 PM): We're talking about talent. Not experience.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:18:08 PM): Because Fisher was lucky to play for the Lakers.
Biggs Capone (11:18:15 PM): experience is part of talent
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:18:19 PM): No, it's not.
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:18:28 PM): Talent is something you're born with.
sackingsfan01 (11:18:31 PM): By that logic, Jay Williams should be deserved to be picked #1 over LeBron James if James was coming out next year.
(11:55:39 PM) You have just entered room "down with the fWo."
Syphon fissioN (11:55:46 PM): I am happy the Pistons made the second round
CarnageCorteia (11:55:48 PM): Against the Lakers.
Syphon fissioN (11:55:51 PM): honestly
buythefunkensnow (11:55:54 PM): People are still here? woah, and you're still talking basketball?
rennerosity (11:56:03 PM): Yes.
rennerosity (11:56:25 PM): I've been hearing them all banter about it for the last couple of minutes, now, and it makes me want to put a fist through my monitor and strangle each and every one of them.
CarnageCorteia (11:56:26 PM): Yeah, you can't throw Jeremy, Justin, and myself in a room and not have basketball being talked about.
rennerosity (11:56:26 PM): In a nice way.
rennerosity (11:56:28 PM): ;-)
buythefunkensnow (11:56:36 PM): I'm sure it does
Syphon fissioN (11:56:42 PM): Mike, you can do that when you get me my pizza
buythefunkensnow (11:56:44 PM): So Renner, wanna talk about Buffy and piss em off?:-P
CarnageCorteia (11:56:56 PM): Ack... no!
rennerosity (11:56:56 PM): Nah. We'll spare them the agony. ;-)
Syphon fissioN (11:57:15 PM): I have never watched the series
Syphon fissioN (11:57:21 PM): but, anyway
buythefunkensnow (11:57:41 PM): It's a good show damnit~!
CarnageCorteia (11:57:45 PM): If you do that, I'll force you to watch Glitter.
Syphon fissioN (11:57:49 PM): Which team is gonna suprise in the NBA next year?
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:57:56 PM): Grizzlies.
buythefunkensnow (11:57:57 PM): Oh come on, Buffy is not worth a hell punishment
Syphon fissioN (11:58:00 PM): be*
rennerosity (11:58:27 PM): Yeah, really.
Syphon fissioN (11:58:40 PM): I say this, and you might laugh, but I think the Bulls if they get Jay Williams
detcurtseDfleSrM (11:58:53 PM): ...
Syphon fissioN (11:58:56 PM): and the Grizzles are the Piston's ticket to LeBran James
rennerosity (11:59:18 PM): I think the Grizzlies will kick everybody in the nutsack, but this is more of a hometown opinion than any real knowledge.
Syphon fissioN (11:59:26 PM): NO
Syphon fissioN (11:59:30 PM): THEY MUST SUCK
Syphon fissioN (11:59:37 PM): THE PISTON'S GET THEIR PICK THIS YEAR
S k u l l phuUKd (11:59:52 PM): I feel so left out when people talk about sports.
S k u l l phuUKd (11:59:54 PM): It's like, "Hey, no."
Syphon fissioN (11:59:56 PM): I hope the Grizzle's go 0-82